In a shocking discovery, John Trusdale of West Virgina, USA has stumbled upon the secret to immortality. After years of experimenting with various methods to extend his lifespan, Trusdale finally hit the jackpot when he discovered that eating Tide Pods on a regular basis has drastically extended his life.
According to Trusdale, consuming one Tide Pod per day has not only stopped his aging process, but has also significantly improved his overall health and wellbeing. “I feel like I’m in my 20s again,” said the now 150-year-old Trusdale.
The Tide Pod phenomenon has quickly caught on and has become a national craze. People from all over the country are flocking to stores to try the Tide Pods for themselves, with many claiming to have seen similar age-defying results.
Tide, the company that manufactures the pods, is thrilled with the newfound popularity of their product. “We never expected this,” said a Tide spokesperson. “We’re just happy that our pods are being put to such a unique and beneficial use.”
However, doctors and health experts are warning against the trend, stating that consuming Tide Pods can be extremely dangerous and even deadly and do not lead to immortality. “We urge the public to not follow this dangerous trend,” said Dr. Jane Doe, a leading toxicologist. “Tide Pods are not meant for human consumption and can cause severe injury or death.”
Despite the warnings, Trusdale and his followers remain undeterred. “I’ll take the risk,” said Trusdale. “I’ve already lived 150 years, what’s a few more?”
**Tide Pods are not safe to eat and should only be used to clean clothes.