A study done by the National Weather Service found it’s going to be a long December, but there’s reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last. The study took place on the west coast, meteorologist spent one more day up in the canyons ,and one more night in Hollywood than the study originally called for. The study found that strong seafood smell in hospitals in winter is an indicator of an extreme weather to come. Chief meteorologist Jeff Franklin said when it comes to smells, his team has got the feeling that it’s all a lot of oysters, but no pearls. 

Jeff and his team Drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after two a.m. The team spent some time and talked a little while about the year and how the weather and hospital smells correlated. Jeffery concluded, “I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower, Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her.” When asked to elaborate Jeffery said, “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the ocean I guess I should.” Jeffery stated he would not provide any further details as he wiped tears from his face.

The Seekonk Reporter has since learned that Jeffery used the $50 million he got for a grant to study the weather patterns in the California mountains on trying to win his girlfriend back. “He’s been a little obsessed with the weather lately.” Said one of his co-workers at the Weather Channel. “He kept telling us that he feels closer to the weather than ever before. We all found the statement strange, I guess he was referring to his ex-girlfriend the whole time which makes it even creepier.”

Jeffery has since been unresponsive to all inquiries regarding the weather patterns in California.