In a shocking turn of events, Congress has passed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that will replace traditional meetings with dance parties.  The new law states that any meetings that would normally take place must now be replaced with a dance party.

The bill, which was introduced by Representative Jane Smith (D-CA), aims to increase productivity and morale among members of Congress. “We spend so much time sitting in meetings, listening to speeches, and staring at PowerPoint presentations,” Smith said in a statement. “I think it’s time we shake things up and bring some fun into the workplace.” 

The legislation, known as the Congressional Dance Party Act, will require all meetings to be replaced with dance parties, complete with music, lights, and a designated “dance floor.” Members of Congress will be required to participate in the dances, and attendance will be taken just like in a regular meeting.

The bill has been met with mixed reactions from Congress members. Some have praised the bill, saying that it will make the work environment will increase collaboration among members. However, others have criticized the bill, saying that it is a waste of time and resources.

Critics of the new law argue that it may be difficult for some people to adjust to this new way of conducting meetings, while others worry about potential disruptions caused by the music or other distractions associated with dance parties. However, proponents believe that this could be an effective way to boost morale

Despite the criticism, the bill has passed with a majority vote and is set to go into effect next month. The Capitol is already being fitted with a state of the art sound system and dance floor.