A group of teachers from various schools across the country have launched a campaign to be recognized and respected as students, claiming that they identify more with the younger generation than their peers.
Category: National News
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14-Foot Python Found On New York Road Turns Out To Be Mayor’s Pet
In a shocking twist to the discovery of a 14-foot reticulated python on the side of a road in New York, authorities revealed that the snake belongs to none other than Mayor Bill de Blasio.
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Kellyanne and George Conway announce divorce, plan to marry each other again
Former Trump White House adviser Kellyanne Conway and her husband George Conway, a prominent Trump critic and lawyer, have announced their divorce in a joint statement on Monday.
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Innocent Girlfriends: Gaming Consoles Spontaneously Combusted
Men across the country are coming home to find their gaming consoles have mysteriously caught fire while they were at work. But the most shocking part? Their girlfriends, who were home the whole time, claim to know nothing about it.
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Snack Room Stifles Debt Ceiling Talks
n yet another display of political dysfunction, Congress has been unable to come to a deal to raise the debt limit. The debt limit, which is the amount of money the government is legally allowed to borrow, has been reached.
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Text Message Reveal Parties
A new trend of throwing "text message reveal parties" is taking the nation by storm. The parties are meant to reveal the contents of one's significant other's text message before they read it.
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Congress Ditches Meetings for Dance Parties
In a shocking turn of events, Congress has passed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that will replace traditional meetings with dance parties. The new law states that any meetings that would normally take place must now be replaced with a dance party.
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OSHA Comfort and Inclusion Guidelines
OSHA is expanding its guidelines and operations to include comfort and inclusion safety. The department is set to publish several new regulations which will impact employers starting in mid-2023.
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President Biden Has Wandered Off
As of 10:45 am Est, it is being reported that President Biden has wandered off. The President was in a meeting with staff at around 6 pm when he suddenly interrupted the meeting to use the restroom. Aides say the president abruptly exited the room and never returned.
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Bob The Gardener: Biden’s Advisor
One of Joe Biden's closest confidants, Bob the Gardener, has been a fixture at the White House since Biden took office. But what most people don't know is that Bob isn't just any ordinary gardener – he's also the President's political strategist and advisor.