A man from Alabama who thought he had fathered 10 children with his wife of 15 years was shocked to discover that none of them were his biological offspring and that they all belonged to different racial groups.
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Mill’s Tavern to Host Frozen-Themed Wedding After Christmas Lights Fiasco
Mill’s Tavern, a popular restaurant, and bar in Attleboro, MA, has announced that it will host a Frozen-themed wedding for a local couple who were left disappointed by the Christmas Festival Lights at the La Salette Shrine.
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Massachusetts Man Who Claimed He Never Had The Flu Gets The Flu
A Massachusetts man who made headlines last week by claiming that he had never had the flu in his entire life has contracted the flu. The man, who asked to remain anonymous, said he started feeling unwell on Monday and w
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Local Man Saves Entire Town From Wildfire By Peeing On It
DRYVILLE, MT - A local man from Dryville, Montana, has become a national hero after he single-handedly extinguished a raging wildfire that threatened to destroy his town by urinating on it.
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Nostalgic: Nation Yearns for Simpler Time When They Didn’t Yearn for Simpler Times
In a recent poll, an overwhelming majority of Americans expressed a deep longing for a time when they didn't constantly feel nostalgic for the past.
"I miss the days when I could just live in the present without worrying about whether I was appreciating it enough," said local resident Rebecca Williams. "Now it feels like every moment is tinged with the bittersweet knowledge that I'll never be able to experience it again."
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Correction: Man Emerges From Y2K Bunker – Dale Trusdale
Correction: An earlier version of this story stated that Dale Trusdale’s son was 14 years old. After many readers pointed out the impossibility of this given that Trusdale has been in his Y2K bunker for 22 years, The Seekonk Reporter conducted further research and found that the boy is in fact 13 years old. We...
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Town Passes Law Making Lying Illegal
In a stunning move that has left residents confused and in disbelief, the small town of Seekonk, Massachusettes has passed a law making it illegal to tell lies. The town council claims that the new law will promote transparency and honesty among citizens, but many are questioning how this is possible when the law itself...
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Community Funds Own Oppression
In a stunning display of community spirit and generosity, the citizens of Lewisburg, West Virginia have come together to donate tens of thousands of dollars to their local police department to purchase new armored vehicles.
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Survivalist Finds Serenity in Smartphone
One of the world's most renowned survivalists, Jason Thatcher, has decided to put down the survival lifestyle and look for the meaning in life through the screen of a smartphone.
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Striking Back: Friend-Zoned Man Sues
Frank Lindenberg, a man from Georgia, is suing Jane Landry for leading him to spend his entire life savings on trying to escape the friend zone. He alleges that Jane did not sufficiently communicate her lack of romantic interest, which resulted in Frank continuously spending money in an effort to win her over. Frank was...