In a stunning development, Tim Robinson from Lewisburg, West Virginia has claimed to have discovered the cure for boredom. According to sources close to the man, he stumbled upon the cure while trying to cure his own boredom one day. He claims that the cure is so simple, it’s been right in front of everyone’s...
Prime Drink Turns Consumers to Liquid
In a shocking development, the popular hydration drink called 'Prime' has caused its customers to turn into liquid. The drink, which was marketed as a revolutionary new way to hydrate the body, has been found to have dangerous side effects.
Man Discovers Secret to Immortality: Eating Tide Pods
In a shocking discovery, John Trusdale of West Virgina, USA has stumbled upon the secret to immortality. After years of experimenting with various methods to extend his lifespan, T
The Great Pacific Gift Card Patch
Researchers have discovered a new problem in the Pacific, they're calling it the great Pacific gift card patch. The patch seems to have formed shortly after December 25th.
Breatharian Diet Taking Country By Stor
A new weight loss diet is taking the country by storm in 2023. It is called the "Breatharian Diet," and works by restricting all food and water and simply just breathing.
Adults Still Believing In Santa
A new study by the National Psychology Association found that 30% of adults aged 18-25 still believe in Santa Clause. The study also found that this percentage is higher among those who are unmarried and have no children.
Pfizer to End Inner Monologues
Pfizer announced that the company plans on releasing a revolutionary new drug that s to help people struggling with depression. The drug worked by completely stopping all inner monologue,
Over 99 Billion Served: A Doctors Guide
Doctors are no longer spending time worrying about the quality of care of their patient. Instead, they have shifted their focus on the quantity of care that they are delivering. The medical community has taken a page from McDonald's,
Study Looks at Doctors and Middle Schoolers
A study done by the University of Smithfield found that doctors organize at the level of a middle schooler. The study was done in an effort to find out why providers are relying on patients to review their own medical history.
Domino’s New Weapon Against Inflation
Domino's has announced it will be introducing a new $3.99 pizza. The company states they are always looking for new and innovative ways to stay ahead of its competition. The company claims they have a new technology