In a shocking move, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced today that it will reduce the minimum education requirements for becoming a licensed
Walmart to Replace Employees with Robots, Turn Current Employees into Store Decord
In a shocking move, Walmart announced today that it will replace all of its human employees with robots by the end of the year. The retail giant said that the decision was based on a cost-benefit analysis
Disney World to be a Sovereign Nation
LAKE BUENA VISTA — In a controversial move that has sparked outrage and legal challenges, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill on Monday that grants Disney World full autonomy and sovereignty over its territory.
AT&T Goes Wired
In a move that has left the industry scratching their heads, AT&T announced today that it will be ditching wireless technology and returning to its roots with wired communication.
IKEA Debuts True Start to Finish DIY
In a bold move, IKEA has announced a new line of furniture that takes the concept of self-assembly to a whole new level. Instead of the traditional flat-pack design that requires customers to assemble the furniture themselves, I
Study: Virtual Work Bad For Complainers
A new study by the Department of Labor shows that office-based complainers cause a bigger drop in productivity than the overall work-from-home model. With several companies rethinking the work-from-home model,
Kitty Cinerator: A Real Self-Cleaning Box
Hailed as the most important breakthrough in 2023, the Kitty Cinterator is the first real self-cleaning litter box. Unlike traditional self-cleaning boxes that require occasional attention, this box requires no care after setup
In the race to build the fastest, most efficient shipping network, Amazon is introducing Amazon Halfway. Amazon will be buying foreclosed homes and turning them into mini distribution centers.
Dollar General Rebrands: Dollar Specific
In a stunning move to go green, Dollar General – the beloved retail giant that’s been providing Americans with an array of cheap goods for decades – has announced it will be changing its name to Dollar Specific. In addition to this rebranding process, the company also plans on significantly reducing its product selection by...
Hobby Lobby and Jesus Split
In a surprising turn of events, Hobby Lobby and Jesus have officially gone their separate ways.