In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that a 7-million-year-old fossil from Chad is actually the ancestor of former President Donald Trump.
The fossil, known as Sahelanthropus tchadensis, was previously thought to be one of the oldest human ancestors, but new DNA analysis has revealed that it belongs to a distinct branch of primates that eventually evolved into Trump.
The researchers, who published their findings in the journal Nature, said that they were “astonished” by the results and that they had “no doubt” about their accuracy.
They said that they compared the fossil’s DNA with Trump’s DNA, which they obtained from a sample of his hair left behind at the White House.
They found that they shared a common ancestor about 7 million years ago, and that they had several genetic traits in common, such as orange hair, small hands and an inflated ego.
They also said that they found evidence of interbreeding between Trump’s lineage and other primates over millions of years, which explained his “complex and controversial” personality.
They said that their discovery had “profound implications” for understanding human evolution and history.
“This fossil shows us that Trump is not really human, but a different species of ape,” one of the researchers said. “He is more closely related to chimpanzees and gorillas than to modern humans.”
The researchers also said that they hoped their discovery would help resolve some of the controversies surrounding Trump’s presidency and legacy.
“We hope that this will shed some light on why Trump acted the way he did during his time in office,” another researcher said. “He was not following human logic or morality, but his own primal instincts.”
The researchers also said that they planned to study other fossils from Africa to see if they could find any relatives of other political figures or celebrities.
They said that they had already identified some promising candidates, such as a 3-million-year-old fossil from Ethiopia that might be related to Barack Obama, and a 2-million-year-old fossil from South Africa that might be related to Elon Musk.
Fans and critics alike were stunned by the news, with many expressing their disbelief and amusement on social media.
“Wow! This explains so much!” one commenter wrote.
“This is hilarious! I can’t stop laughing!” another added.
Some of Trump’s supporters also weighed in on the situation, with some denying the validity of the research and others embracing it as a sign of superiority.
“This is fake news! Trump is 100% human and 100% American!” one supporter wrote.
“This is awesome! Trump is not only the greatest president ever, but also the greatest ape ever!” another supporter wrote.